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Bucket List Calendar (undated) - Simple Black & White (Magnetic Hanger Hook Included)
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"Pissy Kitty" 2026 Hanging Calendar (Magnetic Hanger Hook Included)
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"Animals with Attitude" 2026 Desktop Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately
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2026 Motivational Desk Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately
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"You deserve a BIG ASS thank you" Handmade Greeting Card
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Go where the wildflowers grow & dreams bloom. Handmade Greeting Card
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Hoppy Beer-thday Handmade Greeting Card and Gift Bag Set
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We are all a mess... Blank Handmade Greeting Card
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Be as kind to yourself as you are to everyone else. Handmade Blank Notecard
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Pretty Pink Peony Handmade Blank Notecard
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Birthday Wishes (Handmade Birthday Card)
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Happy Birthday Bitch (Handmade Birthday Card)
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HELLO, from the funny farm. (Handmade Greeting Card)
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wow. an entire day all about you. you selfish a**hole (party animals from the funny farm) - Handmade Birthday Card
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wow. an entire day all about you. you selfish a**hole (sunflower+butterfly) - Handmade Birthday Card
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wow. an entire day all about you. you selfish a**hole (donkey) - Handmade Birthday Card
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Blooming Peonies Handmade Birthday Card
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Birthday Wishes Handmade Birthday Card
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I'm so fucking proud of you. Handmade Greeting Card
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Rude that you're younger than me... but ok. Handmade Birthday Card
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Coordinating Gift Set - "You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up." - Handmade Greeting Card, Zippered Canvas Pencil Pouch, and Bookmark (Flower & Butterfly theme)
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You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up. Handmade Greeting Card
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I made this card with large font so old farts like you could read it. Handmade Birthday Card
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Your cat doesn't give a shit but I do (Handmade Birthday Card)
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"It's not smut... It's cliterature." Bookmark
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"Damn you, book... I had shit to do today." Bookmark
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"I don't watch porn. I read it like a fucking lady." Bookmark
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"It's the little things that make life so sweet." Bookmark
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"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Bookmark
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"The best days are filled with books, brews, and best friends." Bookmark
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"Reading won't solve your problems, but then again, neither will housework." Bookmark
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"Manifest that shit" Bookmark
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"Keep your head high, but your middle finger higher." Bookmark
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"I'm not ignoring you... I'm just reading something better." Bookmark
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"Today is going to be fucking awesome!" Bookmark
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"Chin up, buttercup." Bookmark
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"Leave me alone. I'm fucking reading." Bookmark
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"I love books that make me blush." Bookmark
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"I still read fairy tales. They're just dirtier now." Bookmark
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"There are not enough middle fingers for this shit." Bookmark
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"I can't be held responsible for what my face does when you speak." Bookmark
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"I like big books and I cannot lie." Bookmark
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"I will take no shit today." Bookmark
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"It's a beautiful day to leave me alone." Bookmark
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"I don't hate you. I'm just introverted." Bookmark
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"I dust my shelves, but my books are still filthy." Bookmark
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"Quitter Strip" Bookmark
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"...we are here on Earth to fart around..." Kurt Vonnegut Single Sided 5"x7" Desktop Decor
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"A little Christmas cheer for someone so dear." Handmade Holiday Card
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"Animals with Attitude" 2026 Desktop Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately
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"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Bookmark
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"BOOK WHORE" Bookmark
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"Chin up, buttercup." Bookmark
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"Damn you, book... I had shit to do today." Bookmark
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"I can't be held responsible for what my face does when you speak." Bookmark
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"I don't hate you. I'm just introverted." Bookmark
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"I don't watch porn. I read it like a fucking lady." Bookmark
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"I dust my shelves, but my books are still filthy." Bookmark
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"I like big books and I cannot lie." Bookmark
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"I love books that make me blush." Bookmark
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"I still read fairy tales. They're just dirtier now." Bookmark
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"I will take no shit today." Bookmark
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"I'm not ignoring you... I'm just reading something better." Bookmark
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"It's a beautiful day to leave me alone." Bookmark
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"It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this" Holiday Greeting Card
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"It's not smut... It's cliterature." Bookmark
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"It's the little things that make life so sweet." Bookmark
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"Keep living the good life" Handmade Father's Day Card
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"Keep your head high, but your middle finger higher." Bookmark
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"Leave me alone. I'm fucking reading." Bookmark
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"Let that shit go." Bookmark
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"love & laughter FOREVER AFTER" Handmade Wedding Card
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