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Holiday

"Ho ho no" Pissy Kitty Handmade Holiday Card

"Ho ho no" Pissy Kitty Handmade Holiday Card

Regular price $6.00 USD

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"Pissy Kitty" 2026 Hanging Calendar (Magnetic Hanger Hook Included)

"Pissy Kitty" 2026 Hanging Calendar (Magnetic Hanger Hook Included)

Regular price $17.00 USD

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"Animals with Attitude" 2026 Desktop Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

"Animals with Attitude" 2026 Desktop Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

Regular price $12.00 USD

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2026 Motivational Desk Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

2026 Motivational Desk Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

Regular price $12.00 USD

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Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Gift Tag (individual, Kraft brown, 20 available)

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Gift Tag (individual, Kraft brown, 20 available)

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Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Gift Tag (individual, white, 20 available)

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Gift Tag (individual, white, 20 available)

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Holiday Gift Tags (Kraft) - assorted designs, double sided, set of 7

Holiday Gift Tags (Kraft) - assorted designs, double sided, set of 7

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Wintery Nature Themed Holiday Gift Tags (Double Sided, Set of 5)

Wintery Nature Themed Holiday Gift Tags (Double Sided, Set of 5)

Regular price $8.00 USD

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"Merry Christmas" Birds on a Branch Handmade Holiday Card

"Merry Christmas" Birds on a Branch Handmade Holiday Card

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"A little Christmas cheer for someone so dear." Handmade Holiday Card

"A little Christmas cheer for someone so dear." Handmade Holiday Card

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"Peace is the beauty of life" Pine Trees and Reindeer Handmade Holiday Card

"Peace is the beauty of life" Pine Trees and Reindeer Handmade Holiday Card

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"We wish you a magical Christmas!" Handmade Holiday Card

"We wish you a magical Christmas!" Handmade Holiday Card

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"Sending warm hugs for those crisp days" Handmade Holiday Card

"Sending warm hugs for those crisp days" Handmade Holiday Card

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"Sending love and warm wishes" Handmade Holiday Card

"Sending love and warm wishes" Handmade Holiday Card

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"Santa, Don't bother. I'm already on the naughty list." Handmade Holiday Card

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"Santa, Don't bother. I'm already on the naughty list." Handmade Holiday Card

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"Sending you all the cozy vibes" Handmade Holiday Card

"Sending you all the cozy vibes" Handmade Holiday Card

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"Peace" Handmade Holiday Card

"Peace" Handmade Holiday Card

Regular price $8.00 USD

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Funny Holiday Gift Tags (Set of 15)

Funny Holiday Gift Tags (Set of 15)

Regular price $12.00 USD

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Merry and Bright Holiday Greeting Card

Merry and Bright Holiday Greeting Card

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"Peace is the beauty of life" Holiday Greeting Card

"Peace is the beauty of life" Holiday Greeting Card

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Kindness is like snow... Holiday Greeting Card

Kindness is like snow... Holiday Greeting Card

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"It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this" Holiday Greeting Card

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"It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this" Holiday Greeting Card

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Festive as Fuck Holiday Greeting Card (4.25" x 5.5")

Festive as Fuck Holiday Greeting Card (4.25" x 5.5")

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Festive as Fuck Holiday Greeting Card (5" x 7")

Festive as Fuck Holiday Greeting Card (5" x 7")

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Festive as Fuck - Single Sided Holiday desktop decor (5.5" x 7.5")

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Festive as Fuck - Single Sided Holiday desktop decor (5.5" x 7.5")

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Bookmarks

"It's not smut... It's cliterature." Bookmark

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"It's not smut... It's cliterature." Bookmark

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Custom Bookmark Order

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Custom Bookmark Order

Regular price $55.00 USD

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"Damn you, book... I had shit to do today." Bookmark

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"Damn you, book... I had shit to do today." Bookmark

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"I don't watch porn. I read it like a fucking lady." Bookmark

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"I don't watch porn. I read it like a fucking lady." Bookmark

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"BOOK WHORE" Bookmark

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"BOOK WHORE" Bookmark

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Coordinating Gift Set - "You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up." - Handmade Greeting Card, Zippered Canvas Pencil Pouch, and Bookmark (Flower & Butterfly theme)

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Coordinating Gift Set - "You are pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up." - Handmade Greeting Card, Zippered Canvas Pencil Pouch, and Bookmark (Flower & Butterfly theme)

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Let that sh*t go. (Handmade double-sided bookmark)

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Let that sh*t go. (Handmade double-sided bookmark)

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Oh, for fox sake! Coordinating Handmade Bookmark and Notebook Set

Oh, for fox sake! Coordinating Handmade Bookmark and Notebook Set

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Oh, for fox sake! Handmade Bookmark

Oh, for fox sake! Handmade Bookmark

Regular price $8.00 USD

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"I don't watch porn. I read it like a fucking lady." Handmade Bookmark

"I don't watch porn. I read it like a fucking lady." Handmade Bookmark

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"QUITTER STRIP" Handmade Bookmark

"QUITTER STRIP" Handmade Bookmark

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"BOOK WHORE" Handmade Boomark

"BOOK WHORE" Handmade Boomark

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"It's not smut...It's cliterature." Handmade Bookmark

"It's not smut...It's cliterature." Handmade Bookmark

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"Damn you book...I had shit to do today." Bookmark

"Damn you book...I had shit to do today." Bookmark

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"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Watercolor Bookmark

"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Watercolor Bookmark

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"It's the little things that make life so sweet." Watercolor Bookmark

"It's the little things that make life so sweet." Watercolor Bookmark

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"It's the little things that make life so sweet." Bookmark

"It's the little things that make life so sweet." Bookmark

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"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Bookmark

"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Bookmark

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"The best days are filled with books, brews, and best friends." Bookmark

"The best days are filled with books, brews, and best friends." Bookmark

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"Reading won't solve your problems, but then again, neither will housework." Bookmark

"Reading won't solve your problems, but then again, neither will housework." Bookmark

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"Manifest that shit" Bookmark

"Manifest that shit" Bookmark

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"Keep your head high, but your middle finger higher." Bookmark

"Keep your head high, but your middle finger higher." Bookmark

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"Let that shit go." Bookmark

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"Let that shit go." Bookmark

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"I'm not ignoring you... I'm just reading something better." Bookmark

"I'm not ignoring you... I'm just reading something better." Bookmark

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"Today is going to be fucking awesome!" Bookmark

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"Today is going to be fucking awesome!" Bookmark

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Calendars

Bucket List Calendar (undated) - Simple Black & White (Magnetic Hanger Hook Included)

Bucket List Calendar (undated) - Simple Black & White (Magnetic Hanger Hook Included)

Regular price $15.00 USD

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"Pissy Kitty" 2026 Hanging Calendar (Magnetic Hanger Hook Included)

"Pissy Kitty" 2026 Hanging Calendar (Magnetic Hanger Hook Included)

Regular price $17.00 USD

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"Animals with Attitude" 2026 Desktop Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

"Animals with Attitude" 2026 Desktop Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

Regular price $12.00 USD

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2026 Motivational Desk Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

2026 Motivational Desk Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

Regular price $12.00 USD

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9 inch Wooden Desktop Easel

9 inch Wooden Desktop Easel

Regular price $7.50 USD

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7 inch (Mini) Wooden Desktop Easel

7 inch (Mini) Wooden Desktop Easel

Regular price $6.00 USD

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5.5"x4.5" Desktop Monthly Bucket List with Birth Flowers (no calendar/undated, easel not included)

5.5"x4.5" Desktop Monthly Bucket List with Birth Flowers (no calendar/undated, easel not included)

Regular price $10.00 USD

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*DIGITAL DOWNLOAD* Family Friendly Bucket List Ideas

*DIGITAL DOWNLOAD* Family Friendly Bucket List Ideas

Regular price $4.00 USD

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All Products

"...we are here on Earth to fart around..." Kurt Vonnegut Single Sided 5"x7" Desktop Decor

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"...we are here on Earth to fart around..." Kurt Vonnegut Single Sided 5"x7" Desktop Decor

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"A little Christmas cheer for someone so dear." Handmade Holiday Card

"A little Christmas cheer for someone so dear." Handmade Holiday Card

Regular price $6.00 USD

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"Animals with Attitude" 2026 Desktop Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

"Animals with Attitude" 2026 Desktop Calendar (Small) - Easel sold separately

Regular price $12.00 USD

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"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Bookmark

"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Bookmark

Regular price $8.00 USD

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"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Watercolor Bookmark

"Between the pages of a book is a wonderful place to be." Watercolor Bookmark

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"Bittersweet endings" Handmade Graduation Card

"Bittersweet endings" Handmade Graduation Card

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"BOOK WHORE" Bookmark

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"BOOK WHORE" Bookmark

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"BOOK WHORE" Handmade Boomark

"BOOK WHORE" Handmade Boomark

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"Chin up, buttercup." Bookmark

"Chin up, buttercup." Bookmark

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"Congrats" 2026 Handmade Graduation Card

"Congrats" 2026 Handmade Graduation Card

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"Congrats" Handmade Graduation Card

"Congrats" Handmade Graduation Card

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"Congratulations SMARTYPANTS" Handmade Graduation Card (with wobbly spring action effect)

"Congratulations SMARTYPANTS" Handmade Graduation Card (with wobbly spring action effect)

Regular price $8.00 USD

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"Damn you book...I had shit to do today." Bookmark

"Damn you book...I had shit to do today." Bookmark

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"Damn you, book... I had shit to do today." Bookmark

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"Damn you, book... I had shit to do today." Bookmark

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"Every story shapes you...make yours extraordinary." Handmade Greeting Card

"Every story shapes you...make yours extraordinary." Handmade Greeting Card

Regular price $6.00 USD

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"Forget the birthday cake! It's MEOWGARITA time!" Handmade Birthday Card

"Forget the birthday cake! It's MEOWGARITA time!" Handmade Birthday Card

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"Friendship must be built..." Handmade Greeting Card

"Friendship must be built..." Handmade Greeting Card

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"Happy Birthday" Handmade Watercolor Card

"Happy Birthday" Handmade Watercolor Card

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"Happy Birthday" watercolor candles, Handmade Birthday Card

"Happy Birthday" watercolor candles, Handmade Birthday Card

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"having a weird mom builds character." Handmade Mother's Day Card

"having a weird mom builds character." Handmade Mother's Day Card

Regular price $8.00 USD

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"HEE HAW You Did It" Handmade Graduation Card

"HEE HAW You Did It" Handmade Graduation Card

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"hello." Handmade Greeting Card

"hello." Handmade Greeting Card

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"Ho ho no" Pissy Kitty Handmade Holiday Card

"Ho ho no" Pissy Kitty Handmade Holiday Card

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"I can't be held responsible for what my face does when you speak." Bookmark

"I can't be held responsible for what my face does when you speak." Bookmark

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"I don't hate you. I'm just introverted." Bookmark

"I don't hate you. I'm just introverted." Bookmark

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