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SASS by Jennifer

...I recorded you snoring last night (Sweary Handmade Anniversary Card)

...I recorded you snoring last night (Sweary Handmade Anniversary Card)

Regular price $8.50 USD
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  • This snarky Anniversary card was fun to make for some dear friends.
  • A stamped "heart" tree adorns the background of this card, with a branch of love birds below, set atop a plain red cardstock, creating a clean red border
  • Sentiment tags are raised to create depth, with subtly blended edges
  • Dating: I love laying my head on your chest while you sleep so I can hear you breathe. Marriage: I recorded you snoring last night so you can hear how fucking annoying you sound.
  • Card base is 300 GSM (110 lb cover) premium sustainably sourced cardstock - with this card having additional red and white cardstock layers added to the front, making it much thicker/sturdier than typical greeting cards
  • Inside, printed sentiment tag: There’s nobody else I'd rather have snoring loud as fuck next to me. Happy Anniversary! 
  • Card Size: A7 (5" x 7")
  • Envelope included (white, self-sealing, 120 GSM weight)
  • Our logo is hand-stamped on the back of the card
  • Be sure to choose “pickup in store” if you are in the Ogden, Utah area! We will contact you to coordinate delivery or pickup options.
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